Jurassic Park 4 will be penned by the Rise of the... →
ieffinglovedinosaurs: thesdude: Jurassic Park 4 is getting started!! I hope they don’t butcher this series to much but at least something is finally moving forward. I know my favorite was Jurassic Park 3 - How about yours? I’m worried this person is serious about Jurassic Park 3 being their favorite. seriously concerning, I’m hoping this person is being sarcastic.
Who would better protect the nation from aliens?... →
entertainmentweekly: That oft-discussed 3 a.m. phone call just got a supernatural twist. National Geographic recently conducted a poll asking 1,114 Americans who they felt was better suited to handle an alien invasion as president: President Obama or Mitt Romney. Surprisingly (?) 65 percent picked the current president as the leader who they would most want handling that extraterrestrial...
Obama for America: The Reason I Love President... →
barackobama: Valerie left this in our inbox yesterday, before we knew what today’s decision would be: In January of 2010, I had landed a job as an assistant teacher for a preschool daycare program at my mom’s church. It wasn’t full-time, but it was sufficient, and I knew I’d enjoy playing with the kids,…
WarDamnBryce: A short note... →
war-damn-bryce: To the old woman at the dog park who guilted me because Ginny wasn’t a rescue. Her: Is your dog from West Virginia? Me: No, I got her from a breeder my parents know in Ohio. Her: Oh….I had hoped you saved a life… Me: Hi, my name is Bryce. I own the world’s greatest purebred Basset… seriously. I would like to add that there is a difference between getting a dog from...
capitolgoods: omgrunlol: powerlesbian: today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE oh my god JABBERJAYS I read this somewhere too, I think on Cracked actually lol. <3 Cracked.
Where is the god of tits and wine?: Dear people... →
palahniukandchocolate: The following companies also support gay rights: Allstate Amazon American Airlines Apple Applebee’s Best Buy Clorox Coca-Cola (which manufactures Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Fanta, Vitamin Water, and Dasani) Costco Delta Airlines Ford Gap…
Guys. My city is burning down. Neighbors, friends live in these houses you see burning down. Please pray. Please send rain to Colorado.
Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of...– Attention, Space Cadets: Do Not Proposition Women in the Elevator I wish I didn’t need to reblog stuff like this. I wish people *got it*. But judging from the ridiculous response to these posts, stuff like this clearly still needs to be repeated. (via lavender-labia) This actually made me cry....
sigh no more
Sigh no more, no more One foot in sea, one on shore My heart was never pure You know me Love; it will not betray you Dismay or enslave you, it will set you free Be more like the man you were made to be There is a design, an alignment to cry Of my heart to see, The beauty of love as it was made to be
Women are socialized to make men feel good. We’re socialized to “let you down...– It took me so long to finally get here. No means no. A why? is not necessary. The art of “no.” « CaptainAwkward.com (via delascielo) my life (via smashedwordbrokenopen)
Obama for America: beardedmanchilddd submitted: I... →
barackobama: beardedmanchilddd submitted: I was born into the lower middle class, and have been there my entire life. I have 3 older siblings who all began getting into legal trouble at a young age. Any savings my parents had went to help paying off their court fines. My dad was laid off when I was young…